Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Top comments
Padreschargers7 14
Text him or something to convince him to talk to you. Try to explain to him what it is. If he doesnt understand or doesnt care, dump his ass.
MysticMonkey 9
Tell him you don't wanna catch his stupid.
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Comments (106)
gurding 15
good thing he can't infect you with stupid...
happyforever 15
You should intentionally cough when you come near him just to see if he will freak out.
hordriss 14
The plus side to this story is that you're no longer dating somebody who is too ******* stupid to live.
dereksmalls1985 7
Heh. I had cancer when I was in high school and people would seriously ask me if I was contagious.
thedudeguy1 16
Time to find a smarter boyfriend.
naiveprophet 15
What a douchenugget. It amazes me how little people understand about their own health and that of their loved ones. My boyfriend's dad has Type 2, and I seem to be the only one who worries about his diet.
PieknyCzlowiek 7
Ignorant people these days, I'm diabetic too and my girlfriend is so supportive, been with her almost 5 years now. Hopefully he'll realize the mistale he's making and turn around. You dont want someone who isn't going to support you.
MaxCrack 2
You deserve it for dating a ******* moron.
thundergodx 11
You will... Diabetus is coming !
Vertetbrun 11
Careful, you could catch his ignorance.