Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
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JMichael 26
You might want to explain to him what a test tube baby is.
ImTheAlpha 30
This isn't a dystopian young adult novel. Where did he get that idea? As far as I know, that kind of genetic manipulation is still controversial, if not downright illegal.
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Comments (97)
grandtheftautumn 20
I get the same questions XD
KatyLarae 13
I don't think he fully understands the concept OP... You may wanna explain.
Garnetshaddow 30
DTMFA?
ChildrenOfFilth 12
He clearly said it as a joke, guys. Give that man a beer!
WolfyGrace 24
Why would scientists make a human being when they could make a new species of animal? Making a human would be impressive, but I'm just saying... A new species unique to everything else would be pretty awesome! Anyway, don't take what he said to heart. He was probably trying to make a joke, but very horribly failed at it.
phew_fml 21
You might not be talented but he is certainly dumber than you, lol.
ElectroThunder28 16
I'd say "surely he didn't mean it like that" but considering how people are now for some reason, I wouldn't doubt that he did mean it that way
GamerPerson 19
Dump his ass. Since apparently you're not "attractive" enough for his taste. "And I thought you would be less of an asshole for me to date you. Guess I was wrong." Tell him that.
sydstoomuch 19
Hahahahaha he's quite blunt. Although pretty ignorant as well.
RedPillSucks 33
Lol. Needs more thumbs up