Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
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JMichael 26
You might want to explain to him what a test tube baby is.
ImTheAlpha 30
This isn't a dystopian young adult novel. Where did he get that idea? As far as I know, that kind of genetic manipulation is still controversial, if not downright illegal.
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Comments (97)
NotARealThing 4
It's amazing how many people here don't even consider that could have been sarcasm/joking. It would not be shocking to me to learn that many of these women who instantly respond so viciously to humor are perpetually single.
meli1195 31
Maybe because her bf just said something insulting to OP is the reason they are not taking it lightly.
kitten1800 18
It wouldn't be shocking to me that the guys who think that was funny are single or can't hold a steady relationship
schwaka 17
It's amazing how you don't even consider that it's not funny. I bet you jokingly tell women they're too fat too. Such a lady killer.
oreoeater 21
I don't believe that it was funny it my mind it was a stupid thing to say however i do believe the Her bf meant as a joke so leaving him may be a stretch, just give him a good slap and forbid him from sec for a month or two
lord_meloetta 20
That was rude but also really dumb. I recommend explaining what a test tube baby is to him and see what he says. But that's just what id do
keiNan_fml 35
**** him
RedPillSucks 33
please dont
sunnyray812 42
#19 I doubt she'd want to anymore.
llamarrama01 21
That was really dumb of him to say. At least he likes your personality, even if he doesn't did you attractive.
laden_swallow09 35
Can you really blame him for not knowing exactly what you mean by "test tube baby" means unless he's one, himself? Or, could it just possibly be that he was joking around? JUST maybe?
CelebrityChef 3
Dump his ass
captainsmegma 12
Not the brightest is he. Best to refrain from breeding with this one.
jane_marie 12
he's shallow, sorry OP.
Brandi_Faith 34
I see what you mean, but he's not shallow if he doesn't think she's absolutely gorgeous and is still with her for her personality.
chrissapp 18
Your talent should be dumping his ass.
niome_fml 9
Burn...