Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
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JMichael 26
You might want to explain to him what a test tube baby is.
ImTheAlpha 30
This isn't a dystopian young adult novel. Where did he get that idea? As far as I know, that kind of genetic manipulation is still controversial, if not downright illegal.
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fmlcommenter1016 3
and then I would reply with "well if you're parents made you, shouldn't you have a brain?"
some_duck 11
*"your"!!!
Um_Awkward_ 12
New boyfriend?
jeanyrios 10
Time to dump him
Faddyy6 17
tell him it was just sperm not chemical X..
worldclassrager 41
He was joking...I hope
amysuzieQ 5
Was there a better word than test tube baby? Maybe you could've told him you were conceived by IVF because your parents were having trouble getting pregnant.
_taco_cat_ 20
Somebody isn't smart
Jpchicre 9
he is probaly just joking
AGuyNamedI 7
Welcome to the party, OP! Artificial insemination or IVF? (For me, AI by anonymous donor) I was fabricated in the mid 80s. :) ONE OF THE FIRST! WOOT WOOT!!!
brendejafulable 41
I think you need some Aloe for that burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.