Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handed in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopied and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML
Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
Today, my coworker was examining my office area because I plan on submitting my resignation on Monday and she's in charge of office space. Another coworker was eavesdropping and emailed my boss to tell him I'm resigning and she would like to use my office space for other reasons. He didn't know I was leaving yet. FML
Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
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Top comments
isableha 9
That's pretty immature of your boss. If they really didn't like you, they easily could have fired you. Your boss sounds like a sore loser.
randomthing 22
That's really mean and immature done by your ex-boss.
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Comments (80)
ICastillo 25
It's your last two weeks tell him/her to **** off and to eat a penis. What's the dick going to do, fire you?
SoylentCandycorn 10
Just print out a few copies of your boss's face, and put "Douche" underneath it.
bigbadtim 7
It's only a problem if they don't invite you to your own farewell party.
winkydog4056 16
Look at OP's user name. Must be a joy a minute to work with! Not to say what Boss of the Year did was what grown-ups do.
maddienoelle 13
But honestly it's the worst day ever, so just sweat it off
HortonThelephant 15
Couldn't you just bake a cake, or something similarly scrumptious packed to the hilt with those chocolate ex lax things? Melt them down and make a frosting. Or maybe dice them up into the batter and call them your homemade truffles is someone asks. Better luck in your new career op. You can and will do much better.
8313girl 28
Ooh calm down Satan lol. But seriously, I like the way you think.
melgreufe 3
I'm pretty sure you can sue them for that. I believe it falls under the hostile work environment
Dcm210 19
Isn't that illegal?
Slackness 10
**** 'em. I am very sure is this is illegal as well as being complicit to the conclusion of harassment. Mob rule has no place in the workplace.
BlueFlatts 20
Who cares what your boss did, he's more likely making you question yourself. Don't worry about it, I assume your moving on to bigger and better things. He'd have shown some sign of loathing you making your leaving his best day ever.