Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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Top comments
realggirl 0
Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(
canucksnhl 0
f her life
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Comments (144)
kolbinator 0
some friend eh. dump em both u don't need that shut. fyl
Cartain 0
All good stories start with "My best friend thought it would be funny to..."
EMTchic 14
Or "so this bitch . . ."
canucksnhl 0
f her life
xriley 0
I have no use for friend much more these so called best friends...this is why....shoulda just kept it to urself....anyways y u breaking up
happyhak 5
#16, are you mentally retarded or something? You tell the OP to keep that kind of news to himself and then you ask why? So he shouldnt tell his best friend but he should tell som random idiot over the internet? Dumbass
Anon17564 3
To be fair, the chances of it getting back to his girlfriend if he discusses it with an anonymous stranger are far lower than if he discusses it with a real-life friend. I still agree with you, mind, #16 does not understand logic.
farstar 0
have your friend marry her then
happypapp12 0
This is an fml!
CYNNER 0
#20 no shit!
Crittz 0
WTF is wrong with your friend? Immature, inconsiderate piece of shit.
weheuw 0
Haaha, she probably had and fml moment too
kindness 0
it's HER life that sucks. 3 years. and she clearly loves you a lot. way to break her heart. but your friend is a complete dick, because that will hurt HER. poor girl...
CyclonePsycho 1
You can't fault the OP for wanting to end something that he views is going nowhere. Wouldn't it hurt more if you found your significant other was just keeping the relationship alive to keep you happy? Living a lie is not fun. This fml sucks for both of them. The friend is simply an evil mastermind who will soon rule the world.
psychomonkey712 0
amen #78 just went through the same thing...cept i was the one who told the girl someday I'd marry her...then she turned crazy