Gale
United States
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
untitledentity
United States
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Anonymous
Hedgesville, United States
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
ouchmyeye
United States
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
jadakorn
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
As usual
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Anonymous
Grand Junction, United States
What goes up…
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
hopeless
Canada
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
BOOMerang
United States
Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Anonymous
Leeds, United Kingdom
Stop staring!
Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
if it's any consolation i think i just pissed myself.
sai_fml 0
Wow you have an impressive arm...very very difficult to throw a rock straight up and down... You should put some of that training diligence into the "dodging" component of the excercise
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zendaddy0 0
at least you saw it coming hahaha.....ime so lonely
psymon_fml 0
epic genius! soo funny. this guy and that guy.... ahh its wonderful
i_wuz_nver_here 31
must have really good aim for it to go straight up and down
Psychotic_Snail 0
perfect!! this guy and that guy :P
Raddaya 3
Today, I got thrown up in the air by an extremely ugly person. I was then forced to land straight in his face. Gravity. FML
awkward_turtles 1
oh he knows that. he just thought maybe the rock would start coming down and his hideous face would scare it so much it would jump out of the way. it should have...
kushmonster 0
gravity just ****** you. hard. 8===D
ginnylou 0
that's just stupid!
suprmidgt 0
that actually pretty impressive throwing something that straight up is pretty difficilt
missyvee 0
YDI but the you wrote it was perfect.