Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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5ive 0
oh naughty naughty!
Daaniellee1234 8
Uhm not gunna lie I had to read this FML a good couple times until I understood it. I found you worded it oddly. Maybe its just me.. ahah
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snafu57 1
for those who didn't understand, the numbers used for home also spell the word good. op, got a good laugh at this one. dad will laugh too, right?
hk_fml 9
I sure her hope her dad finds it funny. I know mine wouldnt. xD
makino_fml 2
Learn to edit what you write from now on - or at least glance through it quickly. It is never too late to build up such editing skills because you will need it sooner or later in life.
g3rusz 6
You soooooooo deserved it, T9 is a probability-based predictive system, not a mind-reading software. Also, I don't know what all the hassle is about - your dad probably laughed a bit, but the text didn't tell him anything he wouldn't deduce from the intended one.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
LOL A TOILET SEAT?! EWWWWWWWWWWWW YDI for been gross lol
giiiiinge 0
wtf? :S :L
Whydoyouask 11
LMAO. I love it when people comment on the wrong FML. You ma'am ......have FAILED :D
lonelytrevor 5
That's embarrassing.
hk_fml 9
O_o wrong FML!
padlarf 14
'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be home tonight.' - Was that the text you wanted to send? Perfect wording :')
dan_grundlingh 0
FIRST!
Mebaka 0
this isn't even a proper FML!
owlowl 0
This happens to me all the time - although usually I realise it says the wrong word before I send it.
perdix 31
It's scary how predictive text doesn't just fix the words, it knows the future! I'm sure your dad didn't need to know that you are a lousy lay, and your boyfriend isn't so happy that he had to find out the hard way.