Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
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Top comments
GRRSOM 7
I'm sorry, but after all the rage comics, I can only imagine a troll dad saying this.
CharliesCool2084 8
Way to boost your daughter's self esteem!
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Comments (89)
Maggums18 0
Bogus as hell!
dest5678 0
That's aweful !!! Your own father should never say that !
nognom 2
If you haven't talked to him in several years maybe now you remember why you stopped.
courtneyschrader 0
That's terriable!!!!
SkyDevil 0
Deleted - sucks to be u OP..
Flying_Unicorn 0
Dude why did you even bother
nikkidoodle1995 0
Wow that sucks. Some people just dot care how others feel.
devandanae 11
I have a beautician license and personally my parents are proud because I have been supporting myself and my daughter since I was 19 and btw beauty school Is less then a year and depending on where You work you can make more money then most and I would have had to tell my parents to shove it if they tried to dictate my life like that
noisebox 1
He s either funny or mean......
supermann13_fml 11
What a douche
Jumpingmal2 7
You would know