Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Prepper
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Keeping it real
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Full support
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Foot, meet mouth
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Great talk, Dad
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
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GRRSOM 7
I'm sorry, but after all the rage comics, I can only imagine a troll dad saying this.
CharliesCool2084 8
Way to boost your daughter's self esteem!
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usor_name 11
Sorry OP, that sounds terrible. Don't let him ruin your dreams. If you want to go to beauty school, then you do it.
Harpy20 24
Well I'm sure you look like family so it's not your fault. Someone got laid and you were the result, so you can't look that bad...
br0ccoli 15
"Well, you're a douche so I guess being a dad didn't teach you anything either"
uumlaut_strohson 3
it reminds of that other comment: "Lady it's not beauty sleep you need, you need to hibernate."
crimsonprodigy 15
That's ******* funny, lol.
masterknight 0
"Proudly" told him you were attending Beauty school? I would understand grad/medical/law school or even college, but something a person with a 6th grade education can get into isn't something you can "proudly" tell. Your dad probably was making that point, OP.
charvisioku 22
Wow, well aren't you a conceited little douche bag. I hate people like you, who think that the only valid achievements in life come from ''grad school'' or being a doctor. There is actually more to life than getting good grades. *Gasp* shocking, isn't it! Get over yourself, mate.
MrsPegg 45
I'm with 23 on this one. An education is amazing, regardless of the major. And a lot of 6th grade kids could perform advanced tasks with supervision and guidance, so your point there is invalid.
DocBastard 40
Yamster - I have a medical degree, and my parents are proud. My sister is a lawyer, and my parents are proud. My brothers don't have any advanced degrees, and guess what? MY PARENTS ARE PROUD. Parents should be proud of their children if they are good people doing something they love, no matter what their chosen profession is. And **** you for making me log back in to make this comment. It's people like YOU that made me decide to quit commenting. I hope you're proud of yourself.
cheshire2012 13
I'm pretty sure if any child brought home a degree of any kind, they're parents would be ecstatic. Not everyone can get into beauty school and, while I have no interest in it, I'm almost certain you have to meet criteria for getting that degree. A medical degree may make money, but so does a beauty degree. People who have a beauty school degree are much more qualified to work at, and do extremely well at, any type of beauty salon. It's not about soaring people's feelings, it's about speaking the truth. What you're doing is trying to bring people down. Why shouldn't OP proudly say she's attending beauty school? If she's doing what makes her happy, who cares? And ps. A degree of any kind can make a lot of money
DocBastard 40
Your parents were born in a different country? Different than whose? Who the hell cares where they were born? If they truly only value you if you choose a "worthy" occupation, then they don't deserve the overwhelming respect and deference you've given them. Respect for people should be earned, and it should be based not on what you do for a living, but on what you do (ie how you act).
PlaySpades 21
There's a difference between what should be and what is. Parents should love and take pride in their child's accomplishments regardless of what profession they decide to pursue. But unfortunately many cultures look down on service jobs and prefer or even mandate that their child become lawyers or doctors or engineers. That doesn't mean the parent deserves any less respect than someone who was raised differently. It just means you need to decide how much your parents' approval means to you.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
My mom used to tell me that not everyone is destined to be a scholar. My older brother is a mechanic and he does what he loves and he's very good at what he does. My stepdad has two degrees and works as an IT specialist and also loves what he does and is very good at it. If you have a passion, whether it's cars, or computers, or law, or medicine, why wouldn't you seek it. It's awesome if OP is doing what she enjoys. If everyone became a doctor or lawyer, then who would cut our hair? The world would be a mess if people weren't willing to do service jobs. There's zero shame in it.
13scarlett13 4
Why do you want to live by your parents rules? Are you not your own person? You are not a robot don't let your parents run your life because they screwed up theirs. Do what YOU want to do, and not what your stupid parents want.
mattscott 5
Dude, being proud depends on someones personal preferences and accomplishments, not the social rank said action supposedly has.
st0815 9
Not everybody is capable of becoming a doctor, and we don't need that many doctors even if they did. We all have our limitations - some people have higher intelligence than others, some are taller than average, some connect easier with people etc. You can't will yourself to be more intelligent, just as you can't will yourself to be taller. You can however avoid to be ignorant, and you can apply yourself and work hard - those are choices. She's making these choices and learning something. She won't become a doctor, but she'll find a job she'll enjoy and make a living. Maybe one day she'll open her own business.
Calyx_fml 22
I used to date a hair colorist that worked three days a week and still made twice what I did as a software engineer. She had a half mil in the bank from running her own high end salon and being smart with her money. Hair can be very lucrative.
CaughtTheMermaid 5
Someone needs to high five him for being the most supportive dad ever..in the face. With a blow dryer.
Taymah49 7
I would have been like this beauty is from your genetics.
ChickInGreenVans 12
im thinking it was a joke.. I dont think he meant any of that..
goose12321 11
Finally, someone with some common sense.
perdix 31
"Sorry, I'm not an overachiever like you, Dad. We can't all be valedictorian at Douchebag U!"
Crazberry 5
That sounds like my little sister's dad (he and my mom aren't together anymore). He put my older sister on a diet when she was twelve even though she was in perfectly good shape and now she has weight problems. He's also called my little sister a **** a couple times when she was living with him. Needless to say, I don't speak to him. Don't get me wrong, he was an amazing dad even after he and my mom split. After we all hit puberty, however, he turned into a complete retard because he didn't know how to act around us. Maybe it's the same with yours OP, I dunno...
AussieChild 22
Sounds like my dad :/
Crazberry 5
Aww :(