Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I finally had lunch alone with the girl I like. It wasn't bad, but we had a few awkward silences. Still, I got home feeling proud that I’d actually managed to get some one-on-one time with her. But a little while later, my sister pointed out that I’d had a piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth the entire time. FML
Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was quickly eating lunch during a work meeting. I ended up inhaling some of my sandwich so I've had toast stuck in my sinuses for the last hour. FML
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
His sausage roll will be there next.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Ooooooh, that really sucks. I hate it when you have something stuck in your teeth and you don't notice until after you've talked to a lot of people. FYL, OP. You'll live though
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RoccoRox 0
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rofflewaffle 9
How can you not notice something like that? I can feel if I have food on my teeth because my lips brush against it.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Well, now he knows you like to eat meat.
Poster_Pastry 0
my crush of 6 years asked me out today XD im soooooooooo happy!!!!!!
Radtastic 9
sausage roll isnt an actual sausage its sausage meat in pastry and its yummmmay. oh and so long as u dont eat the whole bakery u wnt get fat and die.
SarevokRob 1
What a bitch/asshole for not telling you you had food in your teeth!
TyIsGeek 0
disgusting. you don't check your teeth after you eat?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I agree, but I'd add that sausage is generally unhealthy, regardless of whether or not it'll make you fat. People with high metabolisms still have to be careful about high cholesterol, sodium, sat fats, preservatives, etc. To be fair, though, this could've been the rare indulgence of an otherwise health-conscious OP. We don't know definitely that (s)he eats them often. Actually, one could argue that (s)he probably doesn't, since the OP was apparently unaware of the messiness involved, and that food's tendancy to get stuck in the teeth.
Spastastic 6
OP's name made me giggle. :D
alicia_was_here 3
maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it was just in the cracks because thats understandable most of the time, but the fact you said it was all over your teeth is cause of plaque build up. BRUSH YOUR TEETH MORE/BETTER. if you did, food wouldnt stick ON your teeth, maybe just in the cracks. that's disgusting, you deserve it.