Today, the guy I like happened to be munching on biscuits while he was talking to me. The biscuit crumbs were literally falling out of his mouth like a waterfall as he was speaking and munching. The crumbs were landing in my hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Sinshine 28
I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?
RichardPencil 32
Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.
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Comments (12)
mfranks19891989 10
How rude tell the Brit to eat his Tea and crumpets somewhere else or move away from him yourself
Sady_Ct 38
The Brit?
EmDizzle2007 28
because they call cookies biscuits.
RichardPencil 32
Do you still like him? Y'know, there are people who like to combine food and sex...or so I've heard.
E2dav 5
Still like him?
Sinshine 28
I'm trying to figure out the physics of how the crumbs end up in OPs hair during a conversation. Are you that short and you were standing stomach to stomach while talking?
Charlie Given 28
Their in Australia and she is talking about the thin very dry cookies they call biscuits and they basically explode as you bit into them, good but messy
Matthew Irmen 11
Doggy style
Nothuman0 3
Was giving him a ******** that’s what I was thinking you’d have to be right under him giving him a dam hug. I think the hair part is wrong and he was just being a loud mouth chewer.
shannon2348 14
in your hair? geez were you standing on top of him?
Nothuman0 3
So you we’re giving him a BJ? Because how do crumbs get into your hair unless your standing under him. Or is he spitting at you? Because that’s thee only way crumbs get into your hair. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️