karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
TerribleAim
I don't dare look
Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML
Anonymous
United States
Psycho
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Anonymous
United States
Traumatized
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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Schlimpikins 0
You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.
elainelovesyou 7
That must've been his wife. Well done.
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Comments (224)
rockon10 3
That was the first squirrels idea the whole time. Stupid jealous squirrels.
Thriller721 1
Your the hitler of squirrels
friedeggyolive 7
it was meant to be.
Bluemonster3 26
At least you tried to not kill one :)
mnowlan 1
Why would you swerve for a squirrel? Yes they are cute... but what would you have done if you hit another car instead? Who would have been at fault? YDI
epiphone123 12
What if the squirrel you hit was trying to kill the squirrel you almost hit and you saved that one squirrels life?
bloodraver 1
go home grim you're drunk
witchet95 18
God had a plan to kill a squirrel that day, nothing would have stopped it
LolaBunny07 10
My mom and I just had the same thing happen to us recently. Only she swerved to miss a dead skunk and his buddy, who was standing over the body, ran into the front tire.
scriph 12
There's a saying where I live... Don't veer for deer. It's much more dangerous