Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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HeyLookJesus 11
OP must work at Hooters :P
autumnxxbottom 0
Awh ): was it a lot?
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Comments (171)
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...within context, pretty straightforward FYL.
wriptidez 0
try a better restaurant
gymnstemily92 0
Awww
SteelCladAngel 0
Sue the person who slapped you for sexual harassment and sue the parents of the little ****** who tripped you. You'll get your tips back and more!!
daminantion 14
111... I'm not going to bother trying to prove otherwise.. You're just another self indulgent prick who think "'Merica number one!!'". Using kangaroos as an offense.. Lol. The kangaroos down under get more health care than you do in your 'greatest country'. Some fact to back up your slanderous proclamation please.
RebekahBrooke 9
actually, I make less than minimum wage. the tips are supposed to make it up. they ARE my paycheck. and no, the usa is not a third world country.
edmanet 2
If someone stole your tips on the first day, then quit. It's not going to get any better. You can easily find another waitressing job.
Snookie85 19
Ouch! Working basically for nothing.....
asteroth 8
Wow. Never seen the OP incessantly respond to comments like this before. No need to justify yourself; just let anon duke it out while you sit back and enjoy the show. Also, why is everyone so sue-happy?
RebekahBrooke 9
:p I'm happy to have gotten posted. and im just explaining.
badactor009 0
Working for a living pretty much sucks. As life moves along the jobs improve but you get a house full of ungrateful people added to the mix. Deal with it or move on. Could be worse. You could be complaining about your first day in a brothel.