Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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HeyLookJesus 11
OP must work at Hooters :P
autumnxxbottom 0
Awh ): was it a lot?
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Comments (171)
oA_Fiasco 8
I would have slapped that ass too
RebekahBrooke 9
it was actually a family owned restaurant. -_- that was the most annoying thing. the owner told me to, "deal with it. be faster at getting the tips."
brianjman14 23
What an asshole.
FYLDeep 26
You look really young. I'm going to assume this is your first job? It will get better (slowly). I've been through an array of shitty jobs, each one slightly better than the last. Good luck.
False_Stupidity 42
Ah, so it was another waitress that swiped you tip before you could? That really sucks
RebekahBrooke 9
Yeah, I'm only 15. That's why the only place that can hire me was family owned. But hey.. it's cash. Wow. That sounds very *****-like.
RebekahBrooke 9
Well, the thing is the restaurant isn't that big. So I can see when people leave tips from across the room, plus it says so on the receipt. I'm pretty sure it was one of the other waiters, but who knows?It could have been another customer like that other person said, for all I know. :/
djgomezzi9331 0
No offense, but I would slap your ass too xP You're quite hot
illmatic2 16
She's 15, you nasty creep.
mariet_fml 23
In regards to the ass slap, tell your boss that you will not take that from customers. If he refuses to back you up when making them stop or leave, tell him that he is encouraging sexual harassment and you can sue.
slick5880 22
Kudos on getting posted.
sourgirl101 29
54, you said it was your first day waitressing. Was it your first day on your own or are you still being trained by someone? (: I only ask because where I work, when I train a new bartender, they don't keep any of the tips because they get paid $8. an hour on a paycheck for me training them. I'm still working for tips during that time.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Not to sound rude but at least someone trusts you enough to hire you. Noone seems me or any other 15 year olds where i live.
rawrface22 10
Only the second time I've seen OP comment on their own FML.
rawrface22 10
But in regard to the actual FML, I used to help my dad out sometimes at his restaurant as a waiter or just as a cashier. All of these things, minus the ass grabbing, happened to me, and that was the reason I asked if I could just go work in the kitchen. I hate people who act superior to anyone thats job is to serve them. But anyway, OP, I hope it will get better as the days go.
Fml_FTW228 10
I am not trying to sound mean, but you obviously love that you got an FML posted. I only say this because you have replied to many comments and even wrote one yourself. Whatever... Hope your job progressively gets better. :)
RebekahBrooke 9
actually, getting posted made the day MUCH better. :)
Fml_FTW228 10
Well, I am glad posting this took some stress off of your day. :) From what I can see it was a very hard one at that. As I said before, I hope your job gets better.
Fml_FTW228 10
Well, I am glad posting this took some stress off of your day. :) From what I can see it was a very hard one at that. As I said before, I hope your job gets better.
AffroFruitC 5
Probably should get a job not at Hooters
THE_A_TEEN 28
Judging fron the op's previous comment, she works at a restaurant called Jesus Christ. The have the best burgers and wing, i've been there.
RebekahBrooke 9
hahahahaa comments are great so far.
tj4234 36
One thing you will very quickly learn is that working in retail will teach you to hate people. Honestly. I bet Hitler worked in retail at some point in his life. It seriously sucks.
gatorkiss 0
Sorry you had a bad day. You need to get tough. No ass slappin, stealin, or loud mouth runny nose kids going to ruin your day tomorrow. Put your foot down.
chronick89 5
Runny nose kids?
maphineRAWRS 10
This fml was just an excuse to brag that you are 'sexy' enough to get your ass slapped, wasn't it. tsk tsk
PennyLane27 32
Where do you live, #69, ***** Island?? It's not a bragging right to have your ass slapped.. it's annoying and offensive. OP's 15... that adds "scary" to the list.
raaawwwrrZ 8
69 your just a smelly pirate hooker
daminantion 14
Just because an 18 year old girl posts a cute pic of herself as a dp doesn't mean you can call her a *****; your reasoning is just as boring as hers was. If you're calling her a *****, you must be some 70 year old Christian virgin who can't look at a pair of **** without chastising yourself.. Oh the variety of people you meet on FML.
RebekahBrooke 9
1) no. not bragging, but it was still slightly funny. 2) it doesnt make her a *****, it just says she sucks at making jokes. but not everyone is gifted like perdix. :3
Fml_FTW228 10
69- Someone is a little insecure about the way they look. Just because this happened to happen to an attractive girls does nit mean anything. Obviously she did not want to be, and that is why the FML exists.
Fml_FTW228 10
*not. That is suppose to say " does not"
maphineRAWRS 10
How did you get that I'm insecure about the way I look from my comment at all, lol. what the ****
Fml_FTW228 10
Thank you for explaining to her so I did not have to deal with her. :)
vbmg152 19
I had that happen once! I was a bartender/cocktail waitress for about 20 years! I know how it sucks! I had a lot of money, gone!! Just like that!
structuredchaoz 4
Ouch. Hang in there. Be stoked your actually working. The days will get easier and you will actually enjoy your job at some point.
bobbilight13 1
You see this? This is the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.