Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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HeyLookJesus 11
OP must work at Hooters :P
autumnxxbottom 0
Awh ): was it a lot?
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Comments (171)
patacus 14
first days are always fun. my first day at samsclub i got sick and threw up everywhere.
bouldergeist 0
Maybe you have a nice ass
corrinaswan 0
Your a waitress what did you expect
carlos12 0
Did the slap hurt? You want me to massage that ass?
RebekahBrooke 9
I'm fifteen, by the way.
InvaderZacko 0
Welcome to the food industry
sparklecherry 4
Get an education and you won't have to be a waitress.
JustJaredfied 0
Don't take tht, show'em you're not a bitch you're a kickass lady
Rvah07 0
I feel your pain
Fml_FTW228 10
154- Haven't you already seen that she is fifteen. Obviously she is still getting her education... in HIGH SCHOOL. You act like she's forty and a high school drop out or something.
Fml_FTW228 10
This was directed at 153... Sorry 154 guess I wasn't paying much attention :/
alipod 11
first day always bad. it's the day you discover a lot of things about your job, work place and the kind of people you work with or you meet. the bright side, you learn what to do next days to avoid problems. good luck.