Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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HeyLookJesus 11
OP must work at Hooters :P
autumnxxbottom 0
Awh ): was it a lot?
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Comments (171)
BrianAlarcon 0
Q-U-I-T
im_awsome 2
Hooters ?
RebekahBrooke 9
NO. Jesus Christ.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Jesus Christ? Never heard of such a resuraunt. Do you serve spicy buffalo wings?
perdix 31
There's a restaurant called Jesus Christ? I'd think non-Christians would be put off by the name and Christians might think the use of the name was blasphemous. A memorable name, but the menu would be boring: fish, loaves and wine.
MistyKittyx 25
Oh, that sucks. Sorry :/
mj_ok 9
Man, just reading this got me mad. Maybe the 2nd day will be better.
FYLDeep 26
It could always get worse. Just be happy you have a job.
SpaceDementia_fml 4
Not true, being jobless can sometimes be better than being paid for abuse all day
FYLDeep 26
Let me rephrase myself then: At least you took a shitty-ass job and are currently working for your money. That's more than the scum living off of unemployment while trying to give the illusion that they are actually searching for a job can say.
Freeze_fml 17
You could probably do something about the ass slapping.
paynee 0
Get payed extra for it?
mixzies 6
If it's an adult that did it and not a kid she could do something about it
SteelCladAngel 0
She could do something about it either way, sexual harassment is sexual harassment.
kaykay20 0
That sucks but waitress's usually pull their tips together so you may still get something.
tonyroan1 0
where are you a truckstop
kl4928 0
Time to quit
chelseaaababyyy 17
im sorry ): thats why i quit waitressing. all that work and dealing with rude people all day isnt worth it to me
jacob2raider 0
How do you message someone on this?
djgomezzi9331 0
Why? You can't stop staring at her ****? Calm down, it's probably not a real picture of her.
jibin 2
Hi
RebekahBrooke 9
really? chatting? no. NO.
Cleao18317 11
Hey..you wrote this!