Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hamboneghost
New Westminster, Canada
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
laurwitharawr
United States
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Username
France
Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Sodge
Australia
Cropduster
Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
WolfieJL
United States
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
emily074
Salem, United States
Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Jonesboro, United States
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Anonymous
Grand Junction, United States
What goes up…
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
FML
United States
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
I like how this post sounds like you started spinning a random two year old you picked up off the street or something.
XxYingYangxX 1
What goes around must come... up?
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Comments (51)
traviemojo 0
Were you drunk?
cash_monkey72 9
WTF? How does that happen?
brianfantana32 10
Well you see, OP was dizzy
ladyLALAA 29
If you are leaning forward it can get in your shoes and legs, I've been there :(
anythingmustbe 18
That is seriously dangerous to do to a 2 year old
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmm. Irony?
lishy1311 0
I hope you punched him back!
KiddNYC1O 22
A two year old? Really? Nah, I'm pretty sure you mixed up FMLs.
ImmenseCabbage 0
I advise you to stay away from merry-go-rounds.
TheHaHaNoGuy 5
it's not surprising a 2 year old didn't get motion sickness from spinning. generally, motion sickness (eg spinning around in circles or looking down in a moving car etc) doesn't develop until between the ages of 4 and 8. it's most commonly developed between 5 and 7 years old however.
TheHaHaNoGuy 5
it's because motion sickness is confusion. when spinning in circles, the brain is confused by the rapidly changing area that you see. when looking down in a moving car, it's because your brain is telling you that you are moving but your eyes are telling your brain that you aren't. this confuses your brain and causes you to feel sick. the brain of a two year old is not yet developed enough to understand what you are doing in order to be confused about it and therefore make you feel sick
mfred0322 2
Next time YouTube it for all to see.
yazzy101 11
Lol that's happens to me
bballforward33 10
They r ****** creepy. Especially when ur high and theyre like bam!