Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Today, my lamp wouldn’t turn on. I spent a good 10 minutes looking for a replacement bulb before I thought to check if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
thatpeachyperson 12
It's a blonde moment, we've all had one.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've been looking for mine all over...only to realize I was talking on it. :p
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Comments (87)
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Why are so many people giving this a YDI? Hasn't almost everyone looked for the scissors or a spoon or something while holding them?
chisty87 16
Don't worry OP it happens to the best of us especially my self...
jamal0000007 4
Are you stupid or just an idiot
shadowsorel 15
Reminds me of the time I was looking for a flashlight using.... Well, with the flashlight I was looking for. But I was 7 back then.
natalierae678 0
Somebody was stoned ;))
Brahmzy1 3
Who else has tried to find the car keys and realised their in the ignition.
hunteer9 5
Weve all done something like it. I'll spend half an hour looking for the glasses I have on dude.
Socalledproblem 5
I did that once....I was high though.
KiddNYC1O 22
As dumb as it sounds, it happens indeed.
datStach 3
That's true blond spirit!