Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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Johnaldo 3
And you couldn't see that no one was in the cars?
glitchedgamer 0
YDI for not seeing there were no drivers. Not to mention I doubt these cars were parked in the middle of the road...
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Comments (101)
Radtastic 9
FML I knew this was gonna be by a female
magic103 2
why did you wait fifteen minutes before realizing that there parked. I mean the only way that you could have thought is if the brake lights were broken. cuase when you stop the brake lights come on and stay on. no lights means cars not on there for no one in it. abserbent much.
BehindTheSun 2
Abserbent? Usually I don't give two ***** about people's spelling, but that wasn't even remotely close.
Junomeka 0
lmfao xD
Anaxes 5
I believe it is talking about absorbent in his pants so he can be nice and moist.
oarisimo 4
you mean "OBSERVANT"??? wow...and by the way, it was 5 min, not 15. you're obviously not very "abserbent" yourself, huh? dummy.
unmadebed 0
How didn't you notice the increasing traffic behind you before that moment?
knight0748 5
hiya awesome hair! ^^
mrcoolman 0
wow ur dumb I could understand waiting like 1 or even 2 minutes but 15 WTF?? why didn't you just go any ways it's obvious the other Cars wasn't planning on moving... there really is no reason to have waited that long ydi...
SabrinaEstrella 0
30- OP waited for 5 min. not 15.
sourgirl101 29
Ok 2minutes, I can understand. 15 minutes? You're an idiot that should not be driving!
mommy2cassidy 18
Really? the post said 5 minutes. Not 15.
iamepiclee 3
haha this one actually different, laughn at u op, this kinda happen to me too, but ydi :)
Raleigh4Life 0
hmm I seem to remeber an earlier fml about a drive thru incedent exactly like this
perdix 31
I don't see how a line of three parked cars holds up traffic more than two parked cars. It seems to me that one parked car pretty much shuts down that lane. As for those who don't believe she didn't see the other drivers, the OP is from Florida where the majority of the drivers are tiny old people who are so shriveled up they can't even see over the dashboard. The illusion of driverless cars in Florida is much more common than anywhere else.
monkeyy22 6
haha omg in my favorites
Domonator 16
This FML is poorly worded. Probably, the OP was blocking traffic by waiting for the parked cars to cross in front of her.