Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
I did the exact opposite today. I was really confused that I couldn't make my truck go forward, until I realised I'd put my keys down in the back seat when I put my dog there. I swear the little bugger was laughing at me.
klovely22 13
Someone had a busy day. It happens to me all the time. Mom brain makes me forget everything.
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Comments (77)
funky2525 14
That's happened to me except I'll be holding my phone and I'll freak out for 5 minutes where it is, and then my friend has to tell me I'm still holding it
midnight165 5
One of those days huh?
ItTookALongTime 0
This is definitely a Peter Griffin move lol
CrazyManNo9 29
Brain fart! Way too funny!
outsider_forlife 0
Been there done that. I'm sorry :(
Chrissy1988 5
It's Ok I've done that before and more then once
CessnaPilot 5
Sounds like my wife. One time she called me up to tell me she couldn't find her keys and was locked out of the house. When I got there to let her in I found them in the door. Sigh. Blondes. Ya just got to love them.
BayAreaBum 1
Dumbass
Dreaded_Blue1 5
"Hello, this is BlondeStar, how can we help you today?"
Fisheyedfool7 2
Purse = man driver. 'Nuff said.