Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
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Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Warlords is gonna be sweet as ****!
sweetest_jenn 18
Sounds like you'll be partying all by yourself.
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Comments (117)
beefofwar 4
this is totally fine.......and im jealous
DenverTyrrell 13
As long as your having fun it's fine, that's what I think anyway
EvilLittleMan 23
Party over here... Party over there while playing Warcraft in my underwear.
floyyd 2
How is this a FML?? Sounds awesome to me.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
These are not friends OP. Find yourself some new ones.
skyeyez9 25
The reason I wont play WoW is because I'd probably get addicted to it
Garnetshaddow 30
I used to live with a WoW addict. It's horribly addictive, slows down the internet for everybody and you might on occasion forget to eat. Don't do it!
ostfaiz 18
everyones invited!!! yo
toshimahalaketa 6
I don't even care what anyone says, that is a damn celebration! I can't wait for it to come out.
Joshery 14
That...sounds fun
okibi1 20
That sounds awesome. I cannot play right now because my laptop is overheating :(