Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I spent the day doing nothing but chores, amongst which baking my own birthday cake. I was then so exhausted that I couldn't even stand my own company, so I ate the cake alone on the couch, watching TV. It didn’t taste great. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
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Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Warlords is gonna be sweet as ****!
sweetest_jenn 18
Sounds like you'll be partying all by yourself.
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Comments (117)
lollypop624 11
When and where?
Scoutman 5
FOR THE HORDE!
by4x4 4
I will be too. FOR THE HORDE. hoping to rush to 100 make killing of blacksmithing
RandomDude74 9
This isn't an FML... This was completely your choice so I don't see why it's on this app.
Kalymdor 4
I'd trade all my frinds for a Collector's Edition of WoW:WLoD...oh wait...I have no frineds.
Mr_Mole 24
And that's what happens when you neglect the real world.
McCheezey 5
That's a birthday party I can get into!
Xeivan 15
hell yes, your online friends are prolly ******* better!
CLT_420 13
Aye every year on my bday I deny it being my bday and just get drunk or high.
LadyRodgers 1
Everyone in this thread, OP included, is totally awesome!! For the HORDE!!