Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I was talking to someone on the phone, and then I panicked because I couldn't find it, searching for it while speaking on the phone, asking them to call it. It wasn't until they started laughing did I realise that it was up against my ear. FML
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SenGaeriel 3
Are you blond?
MutherFuther099 0
That happened to me before..
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Comments (127)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Plan on not reproducing either. There's already enough stupidity in the world.
instnt1nfction 17
So do you want me to cut off your balls, or do you want to do yourself
bitchesbecrazy2 4
Although it's a very small amount, we also got enough v-neck wearing fags bitching about everything
bitchesbecrazy2 4
How did a big space get there, when there wasn't one when I hit send
legresley85 1
Also I'm adding to your comment
Elemental45 0
that happened to me yesterday..
legresley85 1
Most of the blondes out in the world today are actually dyed that color and really have natural black, brown or red hair. People should find out the actual hair color of a stupid person before just assuming it's a blonde. You know what they say when you assume something....
SirWrangler 5
You make an ass out of you and me!
ikickgingers 15
That You are making an assumption....?
caitlyndeon18 10
I'm naturally blond and I'm smart. I'm an honor student & get all 90s so not all blonds are dumb lol
ikickgingers 15
Blond is generally referring to a man. Blonde with the "e" would be referencing the hair color of a woman, you honor student you?! :D
_Vamp_ 9
When you find another like me, please let me know. I'M LONELY! Ha joking but really I've seen a grand total of maybe 11 or 12 true red heads in person in my lifetime. You say red like it's common. Because if it was I wouldn't be known as the vampire of my previously attended highschool, hence the nickname. On the plus side I got to scare children in the hallways who've heard rumors of people disappearing :) lol
leftovercrack 0
Really dude..
drummerchic14 0
HAH yesss winnn
drummerchic14 0
to 81
ohSNAPyall 27
20 that's the point. People say "dumb blonde" referring to attitudes of people who bleach their hair and overprocess everything.
iluvfmls456 0
We all do it;)
grattow96 0
Haha it's like having sunglasses on the top of your head and not knowing where they are
Panther1983 0
Ahh the effects of using Mary Jane. Maybe next time you will remember to smoke after your phone call. YDI
perdix 31
The friend said, "I'll help you find it -- I'll dial your number." The OP replied, "That won't work because I won't hear it since I'm on the phone..."
8lea18 0
Is it weird that I do that all the time....?
Llama_Face89 34
No just a little sad
emeramb 0
I've done that