Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Look where you're going
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
A bit late for that
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Top comments
iSitt 0
sue yourself for negligence then countersue yourself for defamation then plead insanity
perdix 31
I'm sure the witnesses were all impressed by your multimedia safety presentation. You should replay it every 5 minutes to achieve maximum public safety.
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Comments (44)
ImaginaryFoe 1
For once no one can say "sue". Next time try cleaning up the mess instead of just labelling it.
McMan 23
Actually #21 did and it was a very compelling argument. :P
hcovballer247 0
Nice... :)
RosiePatosie 0
Oh, the irony.
Lozer32 0
How does that even work out?
Evii_fml 5
Haha same thing happened to me.! c(= FYL hehe.
spellcheckergirl 0
you SHOULD have read the sign! -sigh- ;p
laughterismylife 0
ahahah fail (x
andreasbutler21 0
haha it's your job to put out the "floor is wet" sign, I think we all know that's the real fml here
livinthefridge13 1
they should really have had a wet floor sign up
jewban 3
read the FML again...
mocababe 0
not going to lie, I have done that, I laughed hysterically xD