Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need to find a new job and a new flat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
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hmiller2337 11
you deserved it
nonsensical 26
why would you need to find a new job too?
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Comments (75)
SilverSet 16
Yeah, don't sleep with your boss, it never ends well.
JewKnowIt 19
You kinda deserved it for ******** where you eat, never a good idea to complicate things like that
fde2blknimout 18
Youre a *****
Busco7 6
And you sound very ignorant
Busco7 6
Ok.. I'm having a hard time with all the judgemental answers here on FML.. It's hard to weigh in, without a lot of info. I don't see anything wrong with dating/sleeping with your deputy as long as you both are consenting adults, and are able to handle whatever consequences that come of your actions.. Now WRT your roommate, she should fall back. You are entitled to sleep with anyone of your choice regardless of whether your housemate has done em' or not... If he dated your housemate in the past and it didn't work out for whatever reason, that's not for you to worry about. Also your roommates should respect the fact that he's with you now... However, if this deputy is a serial player and was doing you two on the side, then that's a new ball game; with your post it's a little difficult to decipher if that's the case... Finally, looking for a new job??!! I have a feeling that this maybe this isn't heading in the right direction or maybe you both are not handling this like adults..
Bragi 12
@34: Srsly? Repeat after me "conflict of interest." Only a drama queen sleeps with their co-workers; it NEVER ends well.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Personally, I would be cool with dating a coworker/manager (but I also haven't had a date in 9 years because I'm jist not attracted to people.) I wouldn't however,sleep with them just for the privilege. It's just a bad idea in general.
johncage 14
When someone is sleeping with a boss impartiality is gone and all of the other employees have to deal with that. Even if the boss manages to maintain some semblance of professionalism in the workplace there will always be the perception of favoritism because they're sharing a bed with one of the employees. I'm a little surprised this needs to be explained.
Mike_Oxhard 14
This has 'You Deserve It' written all over. You made your bed now you need to lie in it. Just keep your legs closed.
AScooterman 12
Keep the job you're paid up already. Although rarely worth it
R2Y2 22
Why do you come here for sympathy?
Asinger06 1
You did this to yourself. I don't feel sorry for you one bit.
Bragi 12
Don't dollar colon semicolon t where you eat, OP. YDI.
ThrottleJockey 36
Never mix business with pleasure. Unless pleasure IS your business.