Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
Today, my grandson asked how old I am and whether I'd seen Mammoths "for real" when I was a kid. FML
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
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Top comments
chrissapp 18
She's going places.
azyjazy713 11
I forgot all my good sloth jokes. But too bad your mom was a little slow on that fact.
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Comments (55)
Pleonasm 36
Convince her that saber tooth tigers and wooly mammaths still exist too.
kinky44 28
She's a little slow.
littlekellilee 45
So is your posting of this joke.
xxcaitlannxx 15
I thought that for the longest when I was little
stupidipod 5
She's going places, not college, but places
ksuth 25
Only took me 24 hours to get tired of this comment... saw it so much on here today :(
max_1000000 11
Could've been sarcasm? Hopefully..
itwontvalidate 18
can you really blame her, sloths look like they come straight from a cartoon
Sakuraashita 15
She must have sloths and ground sloths confused, (when I was little I had a similar misconception only I thought they were extinct not made up), ground sloths were from the ice age and are what Sid is supposed to be, although I think they were actually quite a bit larger. Those sloths are extinct, but the modern (three-toed, correct me if I'm wrong) is still alive.
jeriaslovesyou 16
What a smart woman.
birdybirdchirp 18
well lets hope this apple falls far from the tree.
hannahgreely 14
was she feeling....philoSLOTHical?