Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.
Silverfeathery 21
at least it wasn't stolen, right?
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Comments (44)
FloopDiddlyDoop 11
You might be in The Office
Skweekr 8
lol
blaze17 17
Are you sure you didn't leave it there? I thought everybody duct taped their phones to the ceiling (:
AnonAli 6
Props for only having to search 20 minutes
Saikon1357 25
You kind of deserve it OP. Either for using your phone at work while you should be helping customers or for not putting it back in your pocket.
HotMamaBBM 11
Hilarious prank ahahaha. Next time you will put it on silent and stick it in your pocket. Lol
ZombieSazza 34
As much as that sucks for you, I have now found a perfect prank for when I go on holiday and visit my brother!
Suaria 38
At least it wasn't stolen
v4valour 15
Pshhh, phones these days runnin' off on their own! They don't make 'em like they used to!
Thatjennchick 2
So did you punch a hole in the wall?