Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
That's pretty smart for a prank. You'd keep calling your phone and go crazy trying to figure out where it was ringing from.
Silverfeathery 21
at least it wasn't stolen, right?
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Comments (44)
trucker2 33
Awesome idea- gonna duck tape the kids phone on the ceiling fan blades... When I get home.
Shawn2095 18
It seems things are looking up for you
chewsef 17
Classic phone taped to the ceiling prank. Gotta love it.
StarkWolf_fml 23
wreak havoc on your co workers by putting their staplers in jello
daidax_238 26
Why not just put it in your pocket?
SneakyDeath 15
The person could be wearing clothes without pockets or their phone is too big for the pocket.
janfleury 19
Lesson learned. Don't leave your phone laying around. Because it did not happen to me that is funny.
socialproduct 19
Your phone's way of telling you that you need better service.
Agrith 19
What, why?
Punkpoptart1119 20
I laughed at this, but I'd be super pissed if it happened to me.
HighRevolver 17
Your coworkers seem fun