Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML
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Queensland 27
Hey guys OP here. No stabbings or death threats as of yet, but still keeping low for a few days. Additionally, I highly doubt that the vehicle owner would come to my house as this happened in Sydney and I live in Brisbane! When I get back home, however, I assume I'll have a letter or two... :) I'm not too worried though. The idiot is a Subaru driver, he'll probably pussy out. P.S. Up the maroons!!
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.
Miss_Mandi 29
Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Someone is going to get a very strongly worded letter... Or stabbed. Either or really.
nfedrichy 20
Haha both outcomes would be unfortunate but entertaining tbh
trollcrusher 17
YDI. Think before you act, and when you do act, try to be a mature adult, at least in a public situation like this. While I don't wish a stabbing upon you, hopefully a letter would remind you of your manners, even in situations where others lack them.
DoomSkuller 28
Sounds to me like he already got a message about it later after leaving the note behind
uncle_ssaamm 12
karmaaaaa
dca101 23
Yea... you took the time to write that and didn't even glance at what you were writing on? YDI
Miss_Mandi 29
Next thing you know, you're going to get a condom taped to your front door with the note "Don't have kids."
oobergoober89 16
Agreed
Dreamsorrow93 24
I keep a bag of condoms in my car for such events (not joking).
oceanbrickfire 21
Thanks for the idea!
danceinconverse 25
I wonder how many people have ****** with the condom you gave them...
devildog562 33
That explains why the condom I found on my window failed ....
Ted_brosby 4
A bag of condoms. Lol
Dreamsorrow93 24
42... I poke holes in them with a small needle.
nana_star 27
What exactly makes you any less of an asshole in this situation?
Tarlachia 33
"Without thinking" Yeah, next time you'll take a moment to think.
mds9986 24
Idk sounds hard
oobergoober89 16
How nice of you, most people don't leave instructions for getting tracked down
thesmeagol 22
YDI for messing with others property attempting to be funny.
bapbap_fml 15
Leaving a note is not messing with their property..
wchil 14
also he wasnt trying to be funny
lvg_fml 10
You're assuming it was a woman? I generally see guys get into the poorly parked cars.
chaseafterwind82 29
Straya mate!
Nessco 36
You mean Queenslanders!
Sandsh8rk 36
Good job OP. Hope the crap parker didn't do something too outrageous in return.
_Zobo_ 3
Fearless mate! I love your style!
Queensland 27
Cheers mate :)