Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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genius_man16 1
I think the "mother of your children" part probably prompted his question more than anything else
jm88 0
Yeah that's a pretty awkward thing to send over a text..
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Comments (242)
906dboy 0
wow, what an asshole haha but thats something to talk about in person and i hope your atleast like 20 if your telling him you want his babies, otherwise i would probably say the same thing
were_giraffe 2
I'd say.... it's not something unusual to say when you've been dating the person for over 3 years. If it was just a week into the relationship I'd say it'd be weird, but... 3 years into it? no. that's not weird.
Monty_Python 0
LOL. PWNED! But seriously, why did you text him that? At the very least you should have called him.
icedrake523 2
Should have done it like a normal person. Texting is retarded.
rukusrazor 0
It's sweet, but seriously? That's an FML? Did he leave you? Was he puttin' to another girl? I agree with everyone on here saying "That was random" and "I'd ask the same thing"
Howdyplz 2
You kinda deserved it. I'm sure youre a great girlfriend and he really loves you, but when you say you want to be the mother of someones children they have a right to be suprised.
shananigans 0
Uh, I probably would have said the same thing. You probably DID come off as if you were drunk. Random much? Plus, spilling your heart out via text message is lame.
skierguy 0
I think just about anybody would assume the same thing. That really sounds like a drunk text.
fullstrength 0
shouldnt spill that much shit on your boyfriend
Why29 0
are you 12?