Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
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tvwrestler98 14
the dangers of group messages....
HAMY_fml 23
Well do you like her back?
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Comments (170)
DrRO93 14
How exactly is this a bad thing? Unless of course she was in the friend zone
glitterkuro 18
That's an awkward situation OP and I hope it doesn't make your friendship with her more awkward if you don't feel the same way.
profoundkisses 18
That's cute
Mynamewontfi 40
That's awkward. I hope you told her nicely that it was a group message and didn't mean it as a date.
perdix 31
And your against "benefits" because...? Science has shown that "sex will ruin the friendship" is a myth. Turning down sex offered to you, on the other had, will.
Evgeny2222 11
She didn't offer him sex.
edanielleh 21
it really depends on the person. sure, some people do it and are still friends. but a lot of people can't do it
perdix 31
#33, of course she is. They are already friends, so what would be the purpose of confessing love otherwise? Her honor she offered Her offer I honored So all night long It was honor and offer.
glitterkuro 18
Confessing love suggests she wants a relationship, not "benefits".
perdix 31
#52, you're just splitting hairs now, heh-heh-heh ;) "Friends with benefits" is a type of relationship.
lendary 7
Love is a little more than friendship + sex.
perdix 31
#60, VERY little more. If you are doing well in the friendship and sex departments, there's not a lot left to be desired.
Mshrodes 13
I disagree. I can be friends with people, and find them physically attractive (so I wouldn't mind having sex with them) but the combination of both those factors very rarely leads me to falling in love with them or wanting a relationship. I think the "chemistry" thing is really important. It just can't work out without it. Then again, I've been told I'm too picky sometimes, so maybe that's just me...
glitterkuro 18
Friends with benefits is definitely not the same as a romantic relationship. I have friends that I have very strong (platonic) feelings for, or that I could be sexually attracted to, but that would be a different relationship to the one I have with my partner.
trsshup 8
Its simple math (friendship+sex) > (friendship-sex)
edanielleh 21
this is more of a f their life
Enslaved 38
'Pussy is pussy'? Just because Akon says "I Wanna **** You" doesn't mean it's wise to take advice from Snoop Dogg!
UsernameTaken14 18
Some people need to learn to check the recipient box... LOL
ChakatBlackstar 29
well, at least you two will have an interesting story to tell the kids, right?
Sports_guy3 28
Assuming they're made.
Ambient25 25
Umm, Akon is not Snoop Dogg