Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
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tvwrestler98 14
the dangers of group messages....
HAMY_fml 23
Well do you like her back?
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Comments (170)
ffffffffck 13
Well, that's a series of unfortunate events. There goes your friendship, for sure, but no matter how sad this may be for you, OP, I can't help but cringe painfully at the FML on HER part.
G_bear24 9
I don't think your life sucks so much as her life now.....
angelitared 27
It could of been worse!
Sports_guy3 28
...how?
perdix 31
#73, the friend could have been another dude?
laden_swallow09 35
63- *could've
cakefete2 31
Interstellar acid oozing she-beasts need love too.
Llama_Face89 34
Doesn't mean he can't be a giant douchebag.
panshop 4
well is she a monster?? that's very nice of hers and if you're such a douche, then her life sucks not yours.
Epikouros 32
Technically, human females *are* interstellar acid-oozing she-beasts. Vaginal juices are acidic, and we're all made from stardust.
SadisticPlatypi 6
that is really cute,
Epikouros 32
**** your life indeed. Spammers don't deserve love.
EmmaMK 35
It's hard to tell someone how you feel. Probably best not to tell your friends and let her down nicely.