Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML
Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
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tvwrestler98 14
the dangers of group messages....
HAMY_fml 23
Well do you like her back?
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Comments (170)
howdoilogin 9
Dude, you win. Unless she's like horribly ugly you just got free passes to pantytown.
Kamon97 23
Aw that's kinda cute don't be a douche man date her!
soullyfe 33
OP could just be a straight female, you know...
Kamon97 23
Ya I'm totally sure AwkwardPaul is totally a straight female >.>
Enslaved 38
If you knew the lyrics to that song you'd know what I was talking about. :P I'm a rocker at heart, as you also seem to be but never limit myself to any one musical genre.
Ambient25 25
Lol your sentence "Just because Akon says "I Wanna **** You" doesn't mean it's wise to take advice from Snoop Dogg!" makes it seem like you mistook the two ;).
hordriss 14
Unless she's an utter bitch, I don't see how this an FML. It is for her though as she's got the wrong end of the stick and will likely feel humiliated. Still, why not give it a try with her if she likes you that much? Could end up being a good thing!
darryaz 9
Dontcha hate it when that happens?
Enslaved 38
No harm. (: "You can put the blame on me" (Psst that was also a lyric.)
Dark_Stream 29
Be glad it was not one of your guy friends, unless that would be OK with you.
imabassist 23
Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts.
FancyBoxUnicorn 9
Wow, **** your friends life.