Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Today, I scratched my car with a bottle of scratch remover deeply enough that the scratch remover couldn't remove it. FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny. Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.
ContactSparrows 0
way to go dumb nut.
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krushr 3
Oh, you mean the other PETA, right? People for the Excruciating Torture of Assholes?
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
You're lucky he didn't beat the shit out of you, dumbass.
sexygirl25 3
What's funny about a swatiska? You moron! Read some history books and learn the seriousness of your joke. This can be considered a hate crime.
Bobissmall 13
Jeez, it's just a symbol, its history goes way past Nazis. It's like drawing a triangle.
bluefairy_fml 24
#21, there's nothing funny about a swastika. But if OP's boss is a pain in the ass and his employees associate him with a nazi, then it might make a little sense. Anyway, #22 is right, OP was extremely dumb to use the ice scraper on the car roof.
Suico 8
If YOU read history books (or even wikipedia), you know it predates the nazi's by 4000 years .... And it means "luck" ...
ulicksam 0
You used a scraper on paint! You're an idiot!
cgpatrick 0
uh yeah you totally deserved that one...
Picolejuice 0
You expect someone to feel bad for you? I would of made you pay for it then fire you.
missy1228 2
u dumass WTF is wrong wit
Tankd4life 0
you nazi a hole
Slimma 20
What in the blue hell is wrong with you? How is that even remotely funny? Firstly you're messing up someone's property, secondly you're using that as humor? Be glad the only thing you had to do was pay for damages. I would have made you pay for damages while looking for another job. You deserve it for being an idiot.
purple_sarah88 0
YDI and you're lucky you didn't get fired for your racist behaviour!