Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
shimmyya88 0
That sucks man. I'm sure if you explain to the judge they should drop the ticket or at least the fee partially.
Leptailurus 0
As much as I hate when people talk on their cell phones while driving, I have to admit that billboard is horribly misleading in that case. I agree, FYL.
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Comments (138)
Scotticus117 11
why would they tell someone to report drunk drivers and not allow you to use your cell phone, and if you saw somebody chasing somebody else with a knife out when you were driving would you call the cops? lol. just putting another scenario out there.
xjeff99 0
serves u right for ratting people out the the police **** THE POLICE
Jaucet 0
That's Karma, Bitch!
Jaucet 0
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Caidoz_fml 0
Man I wouldn't pay that shit. It's kind of hard to report drunk drivers on the freeway without a cell phone - there aren't any land lines.
tardoflore 0
"rats get whacked" karma right there
Ryno 0
That's what you get for being a tattletale.
LostAndNotFound 0
i hope you try and fight it. bring a lawyer too. so he charges you up the ass along with court fees. that's what you get snitch!!
wasd_fml 0
Man, I've wondered about that ever sense they made it illegal to talk on cellphones in a car. This answers my question lol.
truckson 0
take it to court and point out that you were getting the license plate of a drunk driver and calling it in to save lives