Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
shimmyya88 0
That sucks man. I'm sure if you explain to the judge they should drop the ticket or at least the fee partially.
Leptailurus 0
As much as I hate when people talk on their cell phones while driving, I have to admit that billboard is horribly misleading in that case. I agree, FYL.
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Comments (138)
louisianagrrrrl 0
BS, because emergency phone calls are still allowed
RxSkater 0
hahaha awsome; thats what u get for being a snitch :) ENJOY paying that ticket
Eiotlrd 0
call history????? you could have gotten out of that one if you weren't a complete loser
isdatsomechicken 0
the cell phone law doesnt apply if you are calling 911 or emergency services. if you didnt tell the cop you were calling 911 or didnt show him your call history, then you fail. otherwise, the cop was a dick. either way, you pretty much fail.
memmer66 0
What the **** is w/ all these people being all "Dude, that sucks man"? Thats what you get for being a douche bag, try minding your own business next time.
anonymousstudent 0
thats karma's way of saying "dont tattle, its for 3 year olds." ur either gonna get that person in trouble with parents, or just in a lot of shit...AND get their license taken away...douche
waxstigmata 0
13 got your elitist ass kicked by 63, in this site it seems that its only the Europeans who call to attention that they are European and that the US is full of "arrogannce", hm, can you say hypocrisy, of course you can, you're European. anyway, maybe OP should have pulled over to call and not tried to multitask like an idiot, you can't multitask and drive! sorry #11
JeffroGymnast 0
It is NOT illegal to use your phone to call 911 (or an emergency # such as the police). Good for you for reporting a drunk driver. Even if you end up paying a fine, you may have saved a life.
organismal 0
in addition to being able to call in case of emergency, isn't there also a law, related to the good samaritan law or whatever, that states that you can commit a crime to prevent a worse crime? i.e. commit a misdemeanor to stop a felony
italia33 0
snitches get stitches