Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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Comments (160)
yeongji 31
YDI for being disruptive.. although being dumped over the head with soda is a step too far on his part.
lonelyharts86 8
While you were being very rude and obnoxious, he shouldn't have reacted that way. I would've found an employee and had you kicked out of the theater.
lonelyharts86 8
While you were being very rude and obnoxious, he shouldn't have reacted that way. I would've found an employee and had you kicked out of the theater.
Wizboy 17
Looks like you sang your way to a bang..
albsure23 3
Wolverine versus gladiator.... Epic battle!
Obey_StudBoii 23
What an ass. That wasn't very nice of him to do, treating a woman like that (which Iam judging you are based upon your name.)
Angelastic_fml 18
Would it be any better for him to treat a man like that?
Obey_StudBoii 23
#101 Doesn't matter
Maria_Obligacia 14
#95, just because she is a woman doesn't give her the right to ruin everybody else's movie watching.
shan88 14
You definitely deserve it. Doing that is on par with those people that you watch a movie with and they've seen it so many times the say the lines for the whole movie, and then if you tell them to STFU they just whisper. I don't know which one is more annoying!?!
joethebiden 8
When you go see a shitty movie, you gotta expect your dosage of idiots and awkward behaviors. Which accounts for both people singing along to the movie and people going to such extremes as voluntarily spilling their beverages on others.
docscientist 10
You have made a sentence fragment.
joethebiden 8
And?
deathdealer97 3
YDI for interrupting the movie, nobody paid to hear YOU sing. I would have done the same thing
Zebediabolical 45
You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who sing in the theater.