Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Top comments
Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
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Comments (243)
dounled81 0
I get that all the time a hot girls always hits on me and when I tell her I'm gay she says **** all the hot guys are gay. ;)
personThingy 13
If you're gay, how can you judge a girl's hotness? If a straight guy calls another guy hot, he's never going to hear the end of it.
ZERObryan 1
#72 I call girls hot/beautiful/sexy all the time, but I'd never get in bed with them. I guess gay guys are more like girls, they can call each other hot and it means nothing.
scrapmetal58 9
72 - If you think a straight guy can't tell when another guy is hot there's something wrong with you. Society says it's bad for straight men to say anything about the attractiveness of another male. It doesn't make you gay or bi; it makes you human.
jessica53354 0
Why are the cute ones always gay
dounled81 0
it happens, girls always hit on me and when I tell them I'm GAY they always say why all you hot guys gay
JumbledGirl 2
Dude... Youre not gay right? ;D
gamerdude66 8
he could just be in support of gays, you dont have to be gay to think being gay is ok.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I once turned a gay man straight.
ironyisforlosers 0
Then he probably wasn't gay in the first place...
juturnaamo 29
You don't have to be gay to stand up for them.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Awh :c
Kingrat3154 4
Haha that would be funny if he was just trolling you.
miss101 3
just because he is for gay rights dosnt mean he is gay.