Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Top comments
Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
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Comments (243)
stefluvsyou 4
U do know that there are straight people who support gay rights to you know.
JocelynKaulitz 28
He's definitely not interested in you…
lizard399 0
Happens to the best of us. Happened to me, my response "oh, um haha suure" then I stared at him wondering if he was really gay and why lord why!? He was smokin hot :( They do it on purpose so you'll talk to them! Conspiracy!
ikickgingers 15
They are gay as a conspiracy to chat you up? ... Please dumb this down for me.... All I am reading is " I am a Fucktard who blames gay men for my lack of a sexual life".
bizarre_ftw 22
She's saying they send the extremely hot guys out to campaign so that the straight girls will give them the minute
lizard399 0
2nd comment got it.. It's the Hooter's syndrome, but reversed..
lizard399 0
And I get negative feedback why? It's not my fault you're a dumb ass and didn't get what I was saying. Seriously? I think being gay is a conspiracy? How the hell.. did you get that.. from what I said..
perdix 31
I think hot gay guys are great! They make straight women lose hope and settle for ugly losers like us. They are like wingmen for us unfortunate assholes. Wingmen with fabulous, glittery wings.
Grimmerie 31
I think you just turned me straight. Oh baby.
perdix 31
Thanks. I feel like Kramer.
Broken_Rayn 0
That doesnt mean that HE is gay. Maybe he has a friend or family member that is though
Darklord53 0
That sucks, but I guess you should've assumed he was gonna preach about something if he was holding a pamphlet. BroTip: Girls like a sweet talker more than a muscle jock
z3vil 11
It doesn't say he was holding a pamphlet
bizarre_ftw 22
Bro tip confirmed! :) (no seriously, meat heads had their time, **** knows why but.... And in not saying don't look good, just don't forget that looks go this || far)
Darklord53 0
That's how I got my first and current girlfriend, and believe me I'm not much to look at
Dreadful87 4
All the good guys are either married, taken or gay. XD I guess your situation proves it. All girls would have to post FML too.
Poetaster 10
Speaking for the Straight, but obviously uglier than a mud fence, men. Women that subscribe to this thinking are too shallow to be worth the effort of being approached. My thanks to the women that look deeper into a mans potential worth as a mate.
DonovanRiddick 6
Haha we gays need attention too!
bigbisawesome 0
At 48 wow you're an asshole there is nothing wrong with us gays were are all NORMAL PEOPLE!!!!!
personThingy 13
Ever heard of a reply button?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#68, hey, #48 comment was moderated already, so there's no point for a reply...