Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Top comments
Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
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Comments (243)
tamoodielovesmar 1
the hot guys are always gay.
rawrisforsami 13
don't assume he is gay...
FluffyNinjaBunny 6
oh that sucks
nado13579 12
Honey, all the good men are either celebrities, taken, fictional, or gay.(or all four) Life really does suck that way. *sigh*
cindebaby 0
Dang that must suckkkk :).
joy_nash 7
Oh shut the **** up :l he could've just been an ALLY! or he really could've been gay. i feel SOOO SORRRYYY that you had to SUFFER the INJUSTICE of a hot guy being gay. OH THE HORROR. /endsarcasm
cooljule 0
All the cute ones are gay!
heather9210 0
life sucks with hot gay guys
benw714 1
@ #230; To be quite honest, I find your comment to be very hurtful. I am not gay, and I have been told numerous times that i am quite attractive. For you to categorize guys in general into the 4 groups you believe, I find it to be not only hurtful but also disrespectful. This leads me to believe that you are superficial, stereotypical, arrogant, and ignorant. I am in no way trying to be disrespectful to you, I simply feel that since you were kind enough to post your opinion that I may as well.
Sirin_fml 47
Yeah, yeah, we get it: all the hot gay guys are - shock, horror - hot gay guys. Could've given you that piece of redundant information in my sleep, ladies, and without the fool's cliché being spammed dozens and dozens of times over, too.