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Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?

Vash_41288 10

Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.

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Did you give him a minute ?

Maybe it's a new form of pick-up line?

hateevryone 15

imagine your face when he said that

Hey, maybe he's not gay and he supports gay rights, its a possibility. (hope no anti-gay douches come here)...

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I don't mind gays so long as they aren't thrusting their sexuality around me.

By anti-gay douches, I really meant Extremely Homophobic Assholes who plan to make the lives of anyone LGBT miserable...

afallingstar 22

I was thinking the same thing...I know guys who are straight who support gay rights

85: "Thrusting their sexuality" around you? What is that even supposed to mean? Yeah, I don't mind straight people as long as they're not thrusting their sexuality around me. How dare they find the opposite sex attractive. Well, as long as they don't even hint at it, I guess I can stomach their company.

158, I think the term "thrusting" is fairly obvious in it's cinnotation associatedwith gays.

sillymcjews 0

ew

I believe what is being talked about are the gays that will shove their sexuality in everyone's faces, and claim anyone who even slightly disagrees with them are homophobic assholes.

97- except for hot lesbians and bi girls, because apparently it's "hot" and suddenly okay.

97- except for hot lesbians and bi girls, because apparently it's "hot" and suddenly okay.

Like I'm bi and guys are like, "Oh, that'd okay, but gay guys are freaks, an bi guys don't exist," and all that crap.

Double standards exist unfortunately.

Let's make it clear, shall we? He's saying, and this is perfectly fair, that gay people can be gay, and they an admit they're gay. BUT, they don't have to remind the world every 4 seconds and scream it at the top of their lungs. There's a fine line between admitting and being pushy, and I've seen several gay people cross it. Those are the minority he's referring to.

I don't mind gays. I just don't like them shoving it down my throat all the time.

Um... Yeah... O.O ....

I don't mind straight people just as long as they don't thrust the sexuality in my face... Oh yeah, that and the fact that they can get legally married. :P

May i mention that it is most often the straight people who shove their sexuality at others? And insult people who are gay. And say that it is gross and unnatural. Not to say that there are no straight people who support gays, of course.

I agree a lot of straight people can be like that but I have a lot of gay friends who can be really shitty about sexuality. They say "Ew straight" a lot.

Why is it that all hot guys are gay?

1. Why are you pinching your tit? 2. As a bi dude, I say, "Why are all the hot ones straight or lesbian?"

Omg im not pinching anything but my shirt and only my shirt! And touchè.

Judging by the exclamation points, someone already asked you that.

Yeah alot of people.

Dude... You rock my whole entire world.

125-Who are you referring to?

Everyone. Everyone rocks his world.

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flyestgirleva13 0

Can straight ppl wear the braceletes? Honest question

bizarre_ftw 22

Yes.... Why do people act like there's such a difference between straight and gay/lesbian? There isn't!! We're all human beings! This really just comes down to a small section of your body and who you want to expose it to! Tell me why that should make such a difference?!

Of course, you do! I don't know if you are hot enough to completely bring him back over to our team, but maybe you can get him to consider bisexuality ;) You can always become his f** hag.

Perdix, for God's sake. Fag hag. There, it's not that hard. If you're gonna make an off color joke, go all the way. Don't back out. You've said shit before that's worse than that, Perdix.

I got banned for a week for something way less homophobic than that (in fact, I can argue that what got me kicked off wasn't really homophobic at all). It's funny that in a place where ****, shit and all the words referring to excrement, sexual organs and acts fly around willy-nilly, certain words bring you summary punishment. I like it here and I want to stay. Sorry about the cop-out.

Yes, Didi, I was almost going to appeal my sentence to you. It was terrible! I had withdrawal. I broke out in hives, my hair fell out in clumps, I had simultaneous euphoria and crying spells. Even worse, without the outlet of FML, I started to act like perdix to the people in my real life. Fortunately, the week ended and the intervention got cancelled.

Wish this would happen to me:)

That must be a world record. You turned a guy gay in 8 seconds flat. Congratulations!

Smartpants 0

Rofl!

Haha, I know so many amazing good looking gay guys!(: Most of the time, I can tell they're gay at first glance. Gone to Fantasy Fest in Key West for the past 3 years!