Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shopping spree
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Don't stare
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Nice try
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Chirping
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Confused
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
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marod02 0
Did you give him a minute ?
abrownboy15 1
Maybe it's a new form of pick-up line?
hateevryone 15
imagine your face when he said that
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey, maybe he's not gay and he supports gay rights, its a possibility. (hope no anti-gay douches come here)...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't mind gays so long as they aren't thrusting their sexuality around me.
THE_A_TEEN 28
By anti-gay douches, I really meant Extremely Homophobic Assholes who plan to make the lives of anyone LGBT miserable...
afallingstar 22
I was thinking the same thing...I know guys who are straight who support gay rights
Grimmerie 31
85: "Thrusting their sexuality" around you? What is that even supposed to mean? Yeah, I don't mind straight people as long as they're not thrusting their sexuality around me. How dare they find the opposite sex attractive. Well, as long as they don't even hint at it, I guess I can stomach their company.
CryMoreFMLs 15
158, I think the term "thrusting" is fairly obvious in it's cinnotation associatedwith gays.
sillymcjews 0
ew
PYLrulz 17
I believe what is being talked about are the gays that will shove their sexuality in everyone's faces, and claim anyone who even slightly disagrees with them are homophobic assholes.
bitchwhore 20
97- except for hot lesbians and bi girls, because apparently it's "hot" and suddenly okay.
bitchwhore 20
97- except for hot lesbians and bi girls, because apparently it's "hot" and suddenly okay.
bitchwhore 20
Like I'm bi and guys are like, "Oh, that'd okay, but gay guys are freaks, an bi guys don't exist," and all that crap.
Freeze_fml 17
Double standards exist unfortunately.
DrDilllonReese 12
Let's make it clear, shall we? He's saying, and this is perfectly fair, that gay people can be gay, and they an admit they're gay. BUT, they don't have to remind the world every 4 seconds and scream it at the top of their lungs. There's a fine line between admitting and being pushy, and I've seen several gay people cross it. Those are the minority he's referring to.
IBelongToJeebus 0
I don't mind gays. I just don't like them shoving it down my throat all the time.
JaredxLikezxBoyz 0
Um... Yeah... O.O ....
joemartin4214 4
I don't mind straight people just as long as they don't thrust the sexuality in my face... Oh yeah, that and the fact that they can get legally married. :P
AlphaWolf8 1
May i mention that it is most often the straight people who shove their sexuality at others? And insult people who are gay. And say that it is gross and unnatural. Not to say that there are no straight people who support gays, of course.
KrazyKatz333 15
I agree a lot of straight people can be like that but I have a lot of gay friends who can be really shitty about sexuality. They say "Ew straight" a lot.
ChantelRenaeee 0
Why is it that all hot guys are gay?
Andr913 13
1. Why are you pinching your tit? 2. As a bi dude, I say, "Why are all the hot ones straight or lesbian?"
ChantelRenaeee 0
Omg im not pinching anything but my shirt and only my shirt! And touchè.
Andr913 13
Judging by the exclamation points, someone already asked you that.
ChantelRenaeee 0
Yeah alot of people.
franniedottp 8
Dude... You rock my whole entire world.
Andr913 13
125-Who are you referring to?
KrazyKatz333 15
Everyone. Everyone rocks his world.
AshleighNason 24
If you sign up for rainbowdelegation.org you get free rainbow braclets.
flyestgirleva13 0
Can straight ppl wear the braceletes? Honest question
bizarre_ftw 22
Yes.... Why do people act like there's such a difference between straight and gay/lesbian? There isn't!! We're all human beings! This really just comes down to a small section of your body and who you want to expose it to! Tell me why that should make such a difference?!
perdix 31
Of course, you do! I don't know if you are hot enough to completely bring him back over to our team, but maybe you can get him to consider bisexuality ;) You can always become his f** hag.
mrahhhhh 21
Perdix, for God's sake. Fag hag. There, it's not that hard. If you're gonna make an off color joke, go all the way. Don't back out. You've said shit before that's worse than that, Perdix.
perdix 31
I got banned for a week for something way less homophobic than that (in fact, I can argue that what got me kicked off wasn't really homophobic at all). It's funny that in a place where ****, shit and all the words referring to excrement, sexual organs and acts fly around willy-nilly, certain words bring you summary punishment. I like it here and I want to stay. Sorry about the cop-out.
perdix 31
Yes, Didi, I was almost going to appeal my sentence to you. It was terrible! I had withdrawal. I broke out in hives, my hair fell out in clumps, I had simultaneous euphoria and crying spells. Even worse, without the outlet of FML, I started to act like perdix to the people in my real life. Fortunately, the week ended and the intervention got cancelled.
chaybay 4
Wish this would happen to me:)
jablome 6
That must be a world record. You turned a guy gay in 8 seconds flat. Congratulations!
Smartpants 0
Rofl!
Enslaved 38
Haha, I know so many amazing good looking gay guys!(: Most of the time, I can tell they're gay at first glance. Gone to Fantasy Fest in Key West for the past 3 years!