Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
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Miss_Whipped 43
Oh, that is terrifying.
ChristianH39 30
Have fun trying to fall asleep!
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EmpireCityRay 13
@OP On the bright side: least you didn't see the object while butt-naked in the shower, haha :D
Hunterdagreat 7
Time to pack up!
syed121417 22
There are variety of things it could be besides a spiritual presence. Maybe it's a raccoon or ferret which is why your cat was hiding. Or sometimes, when our eyes can't see very well, our mind tries to fill in the blanks. More times than some do our eyes play tricks on us. If not, maybe, it wasn't a negative spirit. Once in awhile I'll see strange lights at night in my room. Not too bright, could easily be my eyes playing around, but I always like to think it's an angel. Don't be too quick to write it off as a jinn, or a ghost or something worse
syed121417 22
If it happens again, call the police. Safety is crucial. If it's not a tangible thing, and you really feel it is a spiritual presence that scares you and confuses you, then look into finding some demonologists or dream catchers.
Truthteller31 1
Move out immediately!
Asstarotte 7
It was probably just a stuffed animal or something
Zamboy 8
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Try calling Tech Support!
ChaoticQuiet 11
This is like a 2 sentence horror story.
Kitty_face 3
I'd be scared.
Joseph_McGullion 2
That's Scurry