Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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lesb_lv 0
Right answer: "sorry, stared, because you seemed hot, but, dont worry, I wont do it again - now i know that you are a bitch"
GloomySkyz 0
3 way? xD
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Driinex 0
Why does every ho yay/les yay moment have to bring out the religious fanatics?? Why even bring up religion when we're supposed to be commenting on a single situation that just happened to be sadly hilarious and completely apart from anything even relating to religion??? I've about had it up to *holds hand to eyes* here with religious crap. @Anon Sorry to hear your les yay moment was with a very bitchy les couple. Hope the next one is more successful. ^_^
Foxears 2
I hate it when people do that. I'm straight, and 0% homophobic. From experience as an artist on DA, there's those kids (9- possibley 12?) that say "I see your straight. Just because Im gay/etc doesn't mean you can judge me!!!!!!11" I don't even know them, and Im already getting flamed. FYL because some people are douches about how ppl think of their sexuality.
HeyDiddyRandom 0
Lol, this happened to me the other day except it was just a hot chick wearing a rainbow belt. She caught me looking at it and went crazy at me. We're going out on Monday :)
20yearoldgirl 0
174: You're the biggest moron who ever lived. Your parents definitely missed out on an important lesson - REALITY. Homosexuality is not wrong, or disgusting, any more than heterosexual intercourse. Everyone has the right to follow their heart. Also, your God doesn't exist. I'm not saying God doesn't exist at all, not by far. I'm saying that if there is a God, he wouldn't be a rude idiot who understands nothing about how humans function in society. Got that, sweetpea?
death779 4
hmmmmmm I love seeing lesbos but hate gay guys.
Sophella 0
OP, i think that's pretty funny...the fact that she made an assumption about you making an assumption. I'd like to see the look on her face when you told her you were gay. To everyone who says homosexuality is wrong; you freaks! What were you, born in the stone age?! I hate people who have anything against homosexuals. You can help who you fall in love with and I really don't understand why people are so stupid as to think that its wrong. And especially when they blame it on the Christian faith saying 'God hates homosexuals'. That is a bunch of shit. I am Christian and i don't think sexual orientation has anything to do with how you should view people. So your faith has nothing to do with these views, you're just finding an excuse to be assholes.