Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
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G6Clutch 0
If I understand correctly, this guy got out because he saw her. He wasn't even going to bother with the crash.
Krazykuno 0
"Today, I was in a bad car wreck. A woman came over to help, and a man followed her. Instead of helping me, I had to hear him striking out with the woman. This continued on until the ambulence arrived. FML" OP, your situation just seems like a "wrong place, wrong time" deal. Other than that, I don't see the FML.
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Comments (107)
lilbubble3395 0
alrite i don't see the problem of a hot guy hitting on u... no matter the situation.
colorguardgeek 8
depends? is this guy creepy?
ralphgragasin 0
they guy who pulled up thought OP cause the accident and start hitting him.. jeez!!
sicpupyz122 0
Kinda?
blockhead428 0
I think the real FML is from the driver in the wreck. It should read "Today I was in a bad car wreck. While waiting for help, some bimbo **** and some douchebag were flirting instead of helping me. I had to listen to their nonsense while I lay dying."
cmac86 24
this can't be real. surely other people saw and helped, and then he wouldn't have been able to do so.
lilkim_fml 0
so.. you are an attractive hero... fml??
tdawgheath 0
Oh lord, you're attractive! Such a horrible fate, with people you don't like constantly hitting on you. How can you survive?
Green_Eyed__Girl 0
Yeah...**** your life...nevermind the unconscious man behind the wheel of a wrecked car. I hope one day you two switch places.
shadow1917 0
no good deed goes unpunished lol