mfischer
United States
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
Ohh nuts! FYL
perdix 31
Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!
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OldMemoriesFade 8
Must love having a girlfriend, especially when she sits on your lap
TheMathMajor 26
You jealous? :P
OldMemoriesFade 8
Jealous of what? Getting my balls crushed? Uh no. Sitting on a guy? No, if I wanted to sit on a guy I could sit on my boyfriend.
TheMathMajor 26
I'm just teasing you, jeez. Relax a little
accioshannon 17
You could be jealous of having a penis, though.
OldMemoriesFade 8
Lol, I know you were, and because I've always wanted a penis of my own...lmao
newbiehere99 6
You want a penis of your own? Here's some options: 1. Buy a ***** 2. Cut off a dead mans penis 3. Buy a strap on 4. Go to the iTunes App Store ... I'm pretty sure there's a penis app. Since there's an app for just about everything.
OldMemoriesFade 8
It was sarcasm, I like being female, I don't want a penis.
qwillis98 20
Lol 11 just stop while your only so far behind.
OldMemoriesFade 8
You're* and thanks for stating the obvious.
Carmstro 13
If it's that obvious then why did you keep going...
Warden1986 16
#125 because most but not all females, have to have the last word.
mfischer 17
I'm OP and I get the last word! Huzzah!
Warden1986 16
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drkate25 30
The first time was an accident, the second time, your girlfriend should use her own chair in public, and the third time.. Damn you're accident prone
Miltonius 15
Boom! Nutshot! In all seriousness, though, it hurts just to imagine the scenario.
astralvagan 20
Damn, that's nuts man! I hope the boys get to feeling better.
loserman67 36
BUST A NUT, BUST A NUT, BUST A NUT...
theluckyones 10
Not literally!
MoneyStacks 4
Today is not your day bro.
perdix 31
Someone's subconsciously saying, "Nuts to procreation!"
BulldogHoops 14
RIP OP's future children.
laxter14 3
My lord have mercy on your soul!
Kitsi 14
Tell your girlfriend to kiss the boo boo