mfischer
United States
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
Ohh nuts! FYL
perdix 31
Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!
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the_poolboy 10
Ouch I feel your pain and the third time you did it to yourself... Accident or not that was ballsy
innominestanas 6
Guess it was just nut your day, yeh?
pmadNess 16
...Oh he's got big balls... But we've got the biggest balls of them all! AC/DC
crazy4uboi 6
She sat on your lap in a restaurant? Hmm guess I'm just weird about PDA I always have been
starbucksguy 16
One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl...which I imagine you're talking like now
RealTalk0 7
There goes millions of potential children.
Meow_Bitches 7
Aw man I feel so bad for you >_<
Warden1986 16
#105 The sperm does not die at normal body temperature. At extreme heat like summer or hot environments the sack drops to reduce heat. In the event of winter the sack goes up to get heat. So in reality it is a good design just fragile. Therefore sperm does not die in a women body otherwise we would not be here talking about this. Although we should have more durable protection.
answeryourphone 3
No babies for you two.
Elisa_h 0
I'm so sorry.