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Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Ohh nuts! FYL

perdix 31

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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Comments (195)

mattorama 15

Time to switch to briefs.

Likian5 26

Ouch, triple-kill... *assumes fetal position and shudders uncontrollably*

peacefaiiry 9

Are they too big?

guyverzerox 6

Jesus talk about a nut buster!

superdork6 8

talk about a series of unfortunate events.

Oceanborn_fml 24

Your girlfriend sits on your lap in a restaurant?

jeansltp 7

I almost cried when I read this. Fyl

VivatRegina 14

YDI for dating the kind of ***** who sits on laps in a restaurant.

amelia_suhayda 22

I'm still laughing. Thank you. Oh, and I'm sorry about your balls.

dhaxor 9

You must have huge nuts haha