mfischer
United States
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
Ohh nuts! FYL
perdix 31
Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!
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Sencilia 14
I'm so sorry, hopefully your girlfriend kissed them better ;)
dragynfyre 4
Your balls should come with a warning label.
blablablabla5555 5
Am i the only one who finds it weird, that his gf comes to sit on his lap in a restaurant? i mean it would probably be kinda normal at mcDonalds or so, but in an actual restaurant?
Szaszaspasz 26
...and I thought "Blue Balls" was just a phallusy. Hope you're OK OP. That is cringe-worthy.
leorising90 4
Damnnn how big are your balls lol
JaYB450 1
Jesus bro maybe you should wear a cup from now on
stanman1234 1
I'm sorry but this made my whole day
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
You poor thing. TT_TT
gators1995 30
Your balls are like magnets
dubaixotic 6
FML DEEZ NUUUUTTSSSS!! :D