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Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Ohh nuts! FYL

perdix 31

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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Comments (195)

outoftown 27

Maybe kilts should be your new fashion statement.

banta98 5

You should wear a cup

KiddNYC1O 22

Someone could use a rabbits foot.

KiddNYC1O 22

Someone could use a rabbits foot.

TheMathMajor 26

Yeah, a better design would be heat resistant sperm.

afurry91 4

Your girlfriend sits on your lap at a restaurant? Are you 14?

ajwrinkle 3

I never knew that you could sit on them..

winkydog4056 16

Just exactly how low do they babies droop!? Sounds like OP needs a ball lift....I hear the phone ringing to the plastic surgeon now....

thatclown 4

The universe doesn't want you to have kids

MisterEx 28

Well OP, that'll be a great story to tell your ki.. Oh wait.